“Hey, I’m the Armored Titan and this guy’s the Colossal Titan. We go drinkin’ every Friday, join us or something.”

thelandoffakebelieve:

Technically any zoo is a petting zoo if youre not a pussy

haithinkimfunny:

queenestelle:

gothist:

GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS

at least you get accepted no matter what

that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day 

spookmyphallus:

equiuszahhak:

a short film in which 4 teens who think a zombie apocalypse would be “awesum x3 i would kick so much ass” end up in an actual zombie apocalypse and are eaten alive within 2 hours maximum

id watch it